I just received a phone call. Here's a transcript, translated into English:
"Who is this?" [I don't have any children, so I assumed it was just another wrong number. I get lots of those.]
"Dad? [crying] Two men kidnapped me. [crying] Dad?"
Realizing that it was a scam, I hung up.
Fake calls like these are common in Mexico, although I'd never received one until today. My wife's uncle received one a few months ago; unfortunately he was taken in.
Quite chilling, even though nothing happened—to me. I hope the people with the adjacent phone numbers weren't duped.